Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep: Terra's Story

Let me preface this by saying I made this at least two years ago and posted it on tumblr (atimeatanevent.tumblr.com) with no shame, so I'm doing the same here. I don't think this really counts as a review, but it's still fun and I thought I'd share. Ven is up next!

Alrighty, so lately, I’ve been playing KHBBS. I love Kingdom Hearts. There a just a few things that made me want to bash my head in though. 

In Radiant Garden, after you fight that thing with Ventus and Aqua, Aqua’s telling Terra that she’s seen the things he’s done in other worlds like he’s done some true and real harm and I’m just like,

because Terra never did anything wrong on purpose. He didn’t know that certain people (i.e. Maleficent) was evil. He knew that queen lady that told him to take Snow White’s heart was evil, and guess what Aqua, he didn’t take her heart. Then Terra gets annoyed because of Aqua’s accusations and yells at poor Ven.  

Then when I got to the Olympus Coliesum I thought I was never going to get past it and then when I finally did I was like

because I got to form a D-link with Zack and for some reason that made me really happy.

Then when I got to Deep Space my first thought was, “Why are we in Halo?” and was like

Then I was like

when realized what a retarded moment I had that it was Lilo and Stitch.

Then when I got to the Keyblade graveyard I fought me some tornadoes. Then went to clash against Xehanort. And when Xehanort took over Terra’s body and his hair turned white it was like

because I never made the connection that Terra looked like the Xehanort I knew from other Kingdom Hearts games.

Then when you had to fight him, if you could have seen me, there was much of this

because I thought I’d never kill the man. Then when I realize it was mostly a battle of patience and timing when you attack it got easier except his hits hurt… a lot.

Oh, and let’s not forget that every time Vanitas talks I’m like

because I love Haley Joel Osment’s voice (and Sora) but it was sad that Vanitas barely makes an appearance in Terra’s story.